In the past few days if I haven’t been that friendly, was a bit of a cow, sneery, snippy or downright rude, I apologise.
If I got on your case, on your back or in your face, I’m sorry.
If I was up in your grill or ripped you a new one, forgive me.
If you copped an earful, got slagged, was read the riot act or if I went through you like a dose of salts, I take it back.
I probably looked at you sideways, greased you, snubbed you, raised my voice…and inevitable lowered the tone. Sorry
I’m breaking in a new bra.
and I am not the bra-whisperer.
Oh my gosh! You should have put a warning on this post BEFORE reading. I nearly spewed my tea all over the computer screen. This is worth a giggle for the rest of the day. Thank you. Adorable sheep.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! And soooo soooo true!
ReplyDeleteDon't you stuff them with freshly shorn wool or damp newspaper to soften them up. Oh wait a minute that might be shoes that works for. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteGod, how I hate new bras! In fact, I hate all bras. Can't wait to get the buggers off at the end of the day.
ReplyDeleteDo it up, put your foot in between the cups and hold it down on the floor then pull up . Good work out for you and the bra!! ;)
ReplyDeleteHeheh! One of the funniest posts I have ever read. My deepest sympathies. "Up in your grill" and "went through you like a dose of salts" - new ones to me, thank you for the introduction!
ReplyDeleteha ha - you are classic! I know the feeling - or I should say I did. Until I learned to suffer the humility of going to David Jones or Myer and having one of the old fitting ladies fit me properly. The way they prod and poke and pull and stuff your boob makes me want to hit them- but they do know best and I have never come home disappointed..
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that! (You are so funny)
ReplyDeletePS Is no topic sacred?
Tee, hee. Rough couple of days?
ReplyDeleteMind you,probably better than the saggy baggy numbers I am sporting at the moment. I'd rather be up in people's grill than constantly tugging up my straps like I am at the moment.
you've been perfectly nice to me! no complaints.
ReplyDeletewhat is the body count so far?
lol, @ 'what's the body count'? it is worth being poked and proded to end up with a bra that fits and is comfortable! I did it and i'm happier for it.
ReplyDeleteAn uncomfortable bra should be burned at the stake!! I;ll bring the matches, okay? ;p
I just snorted milk out my nose. You are my favorite person in blogland.
ReplyDeleteYou're such a hoot! Just been bra shopping on Sat didn't find anything that fitted - maybe I should have gone back to to the prodding and poking ladies who sold me my worn to death ones lol Good luck and I'll stay safely tucked out of the way on this side of the Tasman until you're worn it in :-)
ReplyDeleteFeel your pain and suffering - bought a gorgeous bra thinking yay will actually be comfortable.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of idiot uses the plasticy thread inside and makes seams everywhere!! Trussing is not the word for it
Never again...
One look at that face and all is forgiven.
ReplyDeleteAll is forgiven. I'm just glad you didn't buy the matching undies!
ReplyDeleteI can see the preps running scared!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha x 18! Well said!
ReplyDeleteRFLOL Do you shop where I shop?
ReplyDeleteHilarious Jodie... and I agree, new bras are just like that :p
ReplyDeleteGreat giggle, but I feel your pain! I hate bras and when at home, I go without. I hate it when I realise I need something from down the street and have to truss myself up.
ReplyDeleteGetting fitted by a professional is the only way to go, and that doesn't mean the chick at Bras n Things!
:)
Ohmigosh you are too much!!! Lol
ReplyDeleteI (finally) changed my "No buying underwear from the op shop" to "no buying bras in my size that I can't read the labels on" and it has changed my life.
ReplyDelete$3.50 for something that's already been broken in but not too much? And the option to just send it back to where it came from if it doesn't work?
Brilliant!
You're hysterical! I'm thinking you could probably make a lot of money if you'd share those drugs you're on!!!
ReplyDeleteFunny, I always find the cost of them the most painful, not the wearing in!
ReplyDeleteYou think you've had it tough, I've been making fabric tea cups all week. Who the heck would have come up with a pattern for tea cups? Oh you ... opps!!!
ReplyDeleteThe post is funny but so are the comments! Keep 'em coming!
ReplyDeleteThat sheep is very cute - never knew they wore bras before! I guess they need several - no wonder their eyes glaze over...
God I love your blog x
ReplyDeletehe he he he..... I hear you, I really really hear you!
ReplyDeleteOh the Horror! A new bra...shudder...condolences...
ReplyDeleteBa ba baloodytastic, love Posie
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