I settled in and got organised ......only to find I had neglected to pack a needle.
So I spent my time listening to Val, talk to Tracey about Sean. "He's a good boy, Sean. He doesn't mean those things. He's always been a bit fiery you know, ever since he was a little tacker" The conversation went on....and on ...... and on.....and then Val rang Sean to talk about Tracey. 'Well thats just the way she is Sean, some girls are like that- it'll all work out".
Just between you and me (and Tracey.)
Sean is a wanker.
( I could tell...its like a superpower)
Maybe when my LSL ends I could hire myself as a wanker detector? I could team it with my insane olfactory prowess and not only save you from a bad relationship but also let you know when the milk is on the turn ! A two for the price of one deal.
Whats your superpower? Maybe we could form a posse and have a hidden clubhouse and fight crime or wankers or really bad craft together. You just know my first thought is COSTUMES !!!!