Friday, November 13, 2009

dating advice............from the dark ages

When you have been in the dating game for a while - you get to know the types of guys you might find.

Mr- Cheesy.................loves himself just as much as he claims to love you!
(often known to have a surfeit of chest hair )

Mr- I'm- dangerous................ and therefore intriguing!
(usually goes to great lengths to hide the fact that he still lives with his mum)

But this is the guy you need to find.

He'll be at Daylesford makers market with me in just 15 days time.......


(and I am in the running for cheesiest self promotion of the year with this blog post for sure! )

55 comments:

Vic said...

Ahahahaha... they are all so great - but you have to watch out for them when they're in a pack like that...!

Becky said...

How wonderful :) These guys are sure to be a hit with the girls!

yardage girl said...

Yep, cheesy but irresistible - these guys have all the lines!

Mary said...

They are fabulous and if you don't like what they have to say you can just zip them shut!!

Doda said...

I love these, what an imaginative use of zippers!

Cath from chunkychooky said...

I love the cheese. they look fabulous!!!love the little eye squiggle

clare's craftroom said...

Cheesy or not I think I've met some of those blokes ages ago !

dear prudence said...

Hey Jodie! I saw your little Jemma, so grown-up and gorgeous, call in anytime, if I don't see you before, I'll see you at the Makers Market
-Kelxx

dear prudence said...

ps Dear Prudence is at 434 Sturt Street, Ballarat,
opposite L'espresso

of course Jemma could have told you that, doh, but just in case she did'nt, well, hope you find me! xx

Simone de Klerk said...

Love those tagged zipp mouths!

Copper Patch said...

Uh oh I can feel some broken hearts coming on....
Love them!

Katy said...

I don't know if I trust Mr.Right...I think I'm drawn to the bad boy (now, that's the story of my life)

Andi said...

Mmmmm .... cheese!!!

Emma said...

Brilliant... I love things with text and these are inspired. Now, if only real boys came with zippers on their mouths!! ;)

Purple Paisley Patch said...

Gorgeous! I have to buy one of the Mr Rights for my girlfriend. She married her Mr Wright. Her surname is Cross, so the joke is that she's Cross because he's always (W)right!
Love, love, love your gorgeous man softies! :-)

Kate said...

Cheesey or not I love them! 15 days!!!! Oh my goodness me.

Tania said...

Mate, you CAN get away with murder! They're cheesylicious!

Stephanie said...

Might I suggest match.com or perhaps a speed dating service?

adelle said...

very very cute :)

CurlyPops said...

Now that's my type of man!

Gillian aka Silly Gilly said...

Can't I cover all my bases (pardon the pun there) and have all three dashing men at once??
Have I given away too much about myself right there??.....

krista said...

the only way i will ever giggle at cheesy lines like these is when they come from a cute plushie.

i love these. :)

Gloria J W said...

Great guys....who would know which to choose. Rainbow smiles... Gloria

Cathy said...

I hope you've made alot of those guys because they will sell like hotcakes!

mama turtle said...

I love your blog posts, cheesy or not. You make the greatest softies!

jessica said...

Jodie, your posts ALWAYS cheer me up with your great sense of humor and the amazingly adorable creatures that you make. Please do keep it up because we love what you make!

Donnelly said...

These are absolutely fantastic! How fun! Thanks for sharing.
Have a great day1

Swirlyarts said...

These are fabulous :)

Nikki Cardigan said...

So is the image in my head correct...

You, sitting at the computer printing out the words for their mouths, laughing at how funny you are?

I hope I have got it just right!

Love the swirling stitching around the eyes.

Robyn said...

Wooohoooo....and loving it!!!

greetingarts said...

Oh, so great and funny!

Jackie said...

These are fantastic!! Your creativity is never ending.

One Flew Over said...

These guys are fantastic Jodie! If I had an ounce of your creativity I would be one happy crafter!!

Donna said...

Those are fantastic, what a clever idea!

Sarah said...

Where do you get your ideas from?!!! They are so fabulous! Everyone's going to want one of those blokes for a gift.

Jodie said...

All these guys are adorable, even Mr Dangerous! Your creations are amazing. Thank you for stopping by.

Kerri said...

Thanks for a great and entertaining day yesterday. So good to meet you and Annie. Hope we can make a weekend of it next year. That would be so good and fun

Cheers Kez

Jenny said...

Heart breakers the lot of them!Watch out girls-these are irresistable

Jennifer DeDonato said...

Those are super!

Wendy said...

I would fall for Mr. Cheesy with his one swirly eye.... swoon!

Heleen said...

They are SUPER cute!They make me smile! you sure are a creative person!!

ms lottie said...

Can I order a zip for some of the men in my life?
PS I left you an award on my blog, but I'm totally aware that you probably get heaps and don't have time to deal with them ;)

oscarmacoscar said...

I must say it would have to be Mr Dangerous for me. I always liked the naughty boys. I dont know how I ended up with such a good one!

beck said...

Can I have all three? Oh, that's right, I'm already taken. Drats. xo

sewkalico said...

I just love that first on! Pity your market is so far ;-) all the best for it!!

Katy said...

I would love one of these! you should put some in your shop...

Thimbleanna said...

You're hysterical! Those softies are adorable!

Leanne said...

Shame we don't all come with a zip. It would be so useful sometimes. I found out on Sunday you were at the quilt market on Saturday. What a shame it would have been nice to say hi.

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

Well I'm all in favour of cheesy self-promotion!!!!

Locket xxx

Moogsmum said...

Never mind Mr Right...what about the one that says 'To knit or not to knit'?

He's the man for me!

Moogs xxx

Ariane said...

This made me laugh. They are so cute. Thanks for sharing.

Ravenhill said...

These little talkative creatures are wonderful!!!

Shari said...

Omigosh! Too cute and too true!! Wish I could come to Market!!

I Love Baby Quilts! said...

What a great idea! You could make them say anything you wanted.

riyo said...

so cute!!
i admire your creations!