I am writing a bio about myself.
'Jodie has a house (full of toys) that she shares with Mr Ric Rac, and the fur children, the real children having long since fled in horror"
'Jodie has reached a point in her life where she can no longer pretend that she likes people more than dogs'
'Jodie thinks writing about herself in the third person makes her sound like a wanker'.
Have I missed anything?