Remember when you were a teenager and people told you about puberty,
- all that gross stuff about body parts and hair growing in strange places ?
Did they happen to mention what happens in your forties?
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LOL..don't scare me, I'm not there yet!
haha, is that really on your face? Or somewhere further south.....
lol I check the mirror daily and the waxing section of the supermarket occasionally...so I can be ready. Plus I have made hubby promise me that he will let me know when the time has come for action :P
Eeeww ... something to avoid!
Just wait when you are going to the sixties lol!!
Very funny, love Becs comment too.
haha - totally think they need to put a book out aimed at people going through their 30-40+ second time around puberty!
p.s. just had to share that my word verification was 'pimpl' hehe
waxing. tweezers. The horror never ends. Not to mention how bad the PMT is these days. But the hairy chin is the worst.
No! *wide eyed* Thanks for the warning...
And all this time I have been gloating at hubby that at least I don't have to shave my face every day. I best be stopping that...
Letting it all hang out Jod?
Going to a stoning?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk&feature=fvwrel
I think it's rather fetching. Billy Connolly does a sketch where he thinks that body hair should grow long and be plaited..or maybe mohican in certain people's case *wink*
OK, I have just over a year before I have a full grown squirrel sprout out of my mush. Thanks for the heads up.
You know those pre-pubertal books Where Did I Come From? and What's Happening To Me?? I so think we need a pre-menopausal type version called WTF Is Happening To Me and How Do I Make It Stop?!
Lucky it was your 40s and not 30s!
Or sadly in my case the 30's???
.....and the guys start growing mutant ear, nose and eyebrow hair. What is with Mother Nature?
Someone told me what happens in your forties when I was 36 and I didn't really believe them. Yikes, now I am 43 and I'm a believer!!!
LOL I haven't got that but I have got CRAFT brain....Can't Remember a F***g Thing!! Roll on the Pause :-)
At 54 I hate it that they don't have to go below your chin when doing a Brazillian.
It started in my 30's I found stopping drinking any soda has helped.
Following on from Jen's comment - why do men suddenly sprout a fully-fledged gorilla pelt when they turn 40?
Trash, it's cos deep down all men are really gorillas! Hence the craving for bananas!
If they'd told me what would happen when I hit twenty-five I would have retired there and then. Puberty was bad enough, so far it's been one bloomin' thing after another. I keep demanding a refund, but no such luck... sigh!
No one REALLY told me about this part. It's been shocking and distressing for me!
I'm loving that the beard and beauty spot look colour co-ordinated!
Ha! Join the club... I recommend good tweezers and a magnifying mirror!
*sigh* something else to look forward too...
Mid life crisis or no appoinments with the beautician??
This is one of the more insidious WTF facts of the menopausal jollies. And some are white fer christ's sake! I now have my face dipped monthly in a bin of wax.
Cynthia
I don't want to know! I still have 8ish years to bury my head in the sand over this one! ;)
God I love you.
What I want to know is, how the hell, when you check every single day such is your horror at their reality, are they suddenly there, about a centimetre long? HOW?
oh god. that is my nightmare. my daughter found a long hair growing out of my neck, and it was white. I wanted to cry. I think I did. It's not bad enough that everything starts to sag, you lose your hearing, your eyesight -- you have to get that godawful hair ...
What? It was supposed to happen in my forties? Apparently my beard didn't get the memo.
*chortle* :D
Lol! The worst is when you find a really long dark stray hair - you know you have been sporting it for weeks for all but you to notice!!
Do you do drugs? You're hysterical!!!
Hahaha! thats hilarious ... even worse is when you cant find the tweezers!
They really show up good in the little lighted vanity mirror on the sun visor of you car. Most convenient when you're finsihing up your makeup in the car, while your hubbie drives you to a really nice restaurant for a long awaited date night. Ask me how I know.
I'm 37 and a regular deforestation program is well and truly happening here!!! Mind you, not the mow yet!!
Is the hair in leiu of the spots?
I do like the cover up.
ahhhh can I borrow your beard? I have the wig, a need for shoe monies. Now all I need a bank to rob. Pffttttt no balaclava for me....
Thanks for the smile.
I work for a gynaecologist let me tell you there are many more fun things to come(not). Ha Ha ha the word verification is Waxesses do appropriate.
Take heart...what is sprouting from your chin will soon be disappearing from below. A'la natural Brazillian.
I prefer to think of them as wayward eyebrows. . .
The first one to notice will be your husband.
Hugs, Sharon
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