My friend used to work in a hospital, a punk girl came in for an op 'down there'. Her nether regions hair was dyed green and just above she had a tattoo 'keep off the grass'. Due to the op she needed she had to be shaved so my mate wrote under the tat, sorry, the grass needed cutting.
LOL!!! Jodie, you are a dag. Maybe they should be my joke Xmas presents this year hmmmm... Anyone else have some ideas for sayings to put on the undies? Especially for men....
Brilliant, although I wonder what you were expecting the white-coated ones to do exactly...Freud is either pissing himself laughing in heaven or rolling in his grave.
Well, hello, you're right up to the challenge aren't you! They don't look like the waist high cottontails of old...but they are bonds and white...well done! The preparation is complete...now you can go bonkers confidently; in the knowledge that your undies are thick of crotch and as a bonus have new elastic!
My brother is a surgeon, he'd really appreciate the sentiment & effort!! He's had to ampute limbs before to find people writing "this one" or "my piggie went to market toe" before, too funny. Love Posie
3 AM...can't sleep so I decided on a mug of tea and blog reading. Whose do I open first? YOURS! Fortunately there was no tea accident. Hoping all is well. Someone on the receiving end of these undies is going to get a giggle.
ha ha ha! Brilliant! How about a whole set - hello gynocologist (perhaps check how to spell that one!), your hello doctor and then 5 pairs of hello paramedic for everyday use, just in case!
Ciao, sono una new entry da queste parti! Ti ho trovata attraverso un link di un altro blog, e .... WOW! Che meraviglia. Le tue creazioni mi piacciono un sacco. Ti seguirò molto volentieri e se ti va, passa a farmi visita, ho aperto da poco il mio angolino di blogsfera! A presto, Paoly www.tutticolorati.blogspot.com
Hi, I am Jodie Carleton. I started this blog in 2007 and somehow a tiny business grew from it. So now when I am not at my regular job I can be found happily making toys in my sewing room or swearing at the computer as I try and write the patterns. I am obsessed with foxes, pinnochio, Red Riding Hood and mechanical toys- actually pretty much any toys.
Say Hi if you have time, feel free to email me with any questions you have, I'm always happy to procrastinate by answering emails.
These tutorials are here for you to have a try. Please feel free to make any number of these items for your own use or gift-giving but please do not make items to sell using these instructions.
67 comments:
I am so very impressed ...
Did you get a pack of three? What's on the next pair?
"Hey, good looking!"?
"Nuts, but got no nuts"
Hmmm
snort! coffee everywhere ..
Love 'em!
but...um...was white the best choice?..
Bahahahahaha
LOVE!!!!!
You are HILARIOUS!
wahhhh hahahaaaa
My friend used to work in a hospital, a punk girl came in for an op 'down there'. Her nether regions hair was dyed green and just above she had a tattoo 'keep off the grass'. Due to the op she needed she had to be shaved so my mate wrote under the tat, sorry, the grass needed cutting.
:o)
pants would have been a much better idea!
Bahahahaha!
Geez you were onto them fast!
Either the Dr is not far away or you are feeling better!
Hahahahah.. .love this! Hope they make you feel better!
Hi Jodie,
Are you expecting an accident soon ? LOL
HUgs, Sharon
Hi Jodie,
Are you expecting an accident soon ? LOL
HUgs, Sharon
Classic. I like Michelle's suggestions too.
Definitely crazy ;)
You're a nutter, you are. But given the ghastliness that goes on with this sort of thing, humour is the BRILLIANTEST-ever medicine.
You're hysterical!!!!
LOL!!! Jodie, you are a dag. Maybe they should be my joke Xmas presents this year hmmmm... Anyone else have some ideas for sayings to put on the undies? Especially for men....
Brilliant, although I wonder what you were expecting the white-coated ones to do exactly...Freud is either pissing himself laughing in heaven or rolling in his grave.
I love that you constantly surprise me with your wit and humour. Hope they appreciate it!!
Hugs ~ Kerryanne
Well, hello, you're right up to the challenge aren't you! They don't look like the waist high cottontails of old...but they are bonds and white...well done! The preparation is complete...now you can go bonkers confidently; in the knowledge that your undies are thick of crotch and as a bonus have new elastic!
Totally fabulous!
There's a baby asleep in my arms. Stop making me giggle!
What a great way to start my Friday (((((((o:
The doctor will be so happy with you ((((((o:
I love them but I hope everything is ok if you (or someone close) is needing the doctor
It really "depends" on if it's a nice doctor !
Snorting at my own witty play on words .
My brother is a surgeon, he'd really appreciate the sentiment & effort!! He's had to ampute limbs before to find people writing "this one" or "my piggie went to market toe" before, too funny. Love Posie
3 AM...can't sleep so I decided on a mug of tea and blog reading. Whose do I open first? YOURS! Fortunately there was no tea accident. Hoping all is well. Someone on the receiving end of these undies is going to get a giggle.
Jodie - you are acompletely original, one-off, broke-the-mould rockstar.
I hope these undies help you to feel better.
Cheers,
AJ
Hello Jod! Do you really want the doctor laughing hysterically if he/she has to go there?????
Can I get ones that say 'hello baby' on the inside of the gusset? Who knows, he or she may be looking....? :o)
You're a crack-up Jodes.
Oh no! What on earth are you preparing for???
I am having A good giggle you are so funny love them.
Hugs Mary.
ha ha ha! Brilliant! How about a whole set - hello gynocologist (perhaps check how to spell that one!), your hello doctor and then 5 pairs of hello paramedic for everyday use, just in case!
Tee hee, snort, LOL, etc etc etc. Have you got another clean pair in case of accidents, Jodie??
Oh Hello! Just the laugh I needed to start my day.
thought perhaps Jodie a little embroidery to cover a stain....????
Hope all is well xx
strangely my word verfification was fingis !!! hmmm
I work for a Gynae are you coming to visit me?
I like that you've taught your's to talk....
I like that you've taught your's to talk....
I WANT A PAIR!!!!!!!!!!
People are going to wonder what the smirk I'm walking around with is about. Thanks for the laugh.
WOA! LOL! What a riot!
LOL - thank you for making my Friday a deliciously giggly one. Now everyone at my conference calls will wonder why I am guffawing silently!
I can't tell you how much you make me laugh!
In one way you might not be feeling good, but you have not lost your sense of humor!!! Just the laugh I needed this morning!! LOL
Yvette
ps - my verification word = hystre ?!?!? Now WHAT is going on????
Priceless!
Crack. Me. Up.
Classy!
Yet again, you made me laugh out loud.
ha ha ha ha ha!!! Is that in case you get hit by a bus? :D
unreal
How about "Hello Sailor..." or "Urea me now ..."
ROFLOL! Too too funny!!!
You are the most awesome person I know.
And I have access to the internet so I potentially know every person in the world. Just sayin'.
Awesome!
Holly xx
Also this may be the perfect way to bring my men's underpants line to life!
I've always wanted to make a pair of guy's jocks that say "may contain traces of nuts" on the front :D
Holly xx
Of course you would take it this far!!! xxxxx
so funny..would love to see the Dr's reaction
Seriously Jodie!!!!!
I hate to tell you but sometimes they don't let you wear undies into the surgery theater - if that is where you are going...
I sure hope all is alright - but what a crack up!
I am thinking of ones like "BACK OFF BUDDY" for husbands ROFLOL!!!!
At least it doesn't read 'Hello sailor'
I think every self-respecting woman needs a pair!
At least one pair...
Awesome! You've got me thinking about all sorts of strange presents for my sisters for Xmas now!
Oh every woman should have a pack of these!!! :D
You are once again, utterly fabulous!
Do they have 'Till next time Doc' on the back?
Ciao, sono una new entry da queste parti! Ti ho trovata attraverso un link di un altro blog, e .... WOW! Che meraviglia. Le tue creazioni mi piacciono un sacco. Ti seguirò molto volentieri e se ti va, passa a farmi visita, ho aperto da poco il mio angolino di blogsfera!
A presto,
Paoly
www.tutticolorati.blogspot.com
And the speech bubble is coming from? xo
FANTASTIC!! I am going to make a pair this week.
I bet you're funny at parties.
Rebecca
....all you need now is to make a pair of slippers to go with them....hehehee!!!
These are the BEST!
hilarious!
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