Can you imagine the fun I can have with these?
How about "I'm a softie at heart". Maybe "show us yer stash".
"I think therefor I blog"
Of course being a bit of a potty mouth , I have already whipped one up that will be a gag gift for a friend. (Didn't pass censorship ). How about some cheesy pick-up lines?.......
"Do you come here often"
Or what about "Your'e Dumped" painful and to the point yes, but delivered by a softie has to be better than a text message or whatever dumpers use these days.
I have a feeling you guys are going to get sick of these long before I do.