I am writing a bio about myself.
'Jodie has a house (full of toys) that she shares with Mr Ric Rac, and the fur children, the real children having long since fled in horror"
'Jodie has reached a point in her life where she can no longer pretend that she likes people more than dogs'
'Jodie thinks writing about herself in the third person makes her sound like a wanker'.
Have I missed anything?
Dear Jodie you forgot comedian, story teller (I still love the robots at the bus stop), teacher (not just school tho it counts) journalist (of craft and life)....you can keep going!
ReplyDeleteJodie's readers snort tea through their noses every time they read her blog.
ReplyDeleteomg I snorted my tea reading the comment on jodies blog lol
DeleteThis one definitely needs to be added!!!
DeleteCould include an image of the teapot and cup pattern! A bit of advertising never goes astray.
that is definitely a most appropriate inclusion in the bio!
DeleteJodie has a legion of loyal fans and supporters, most of whom are at least as mad as she is.
ReplyDeleteJodie is Awesome and a Rockstar.
Jodie looks grand and is a lovely friend
ReplyDeleteWhat a gorgeous smile! And yours isn't bad either.
ReplyDeleteJodie has a wonderful sense of the absurd and never fails to make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteI second Gina's summation of the witty humour jodie portrays. Noice!
ReplyDeletePS snorting wine through your nose is worse than tea!
ReplyDeletelove it!
ReplyDeletelol... you always bring a smile! But I know how you feel. I'm terrible at writing my bio and I'm a writer! Writing in the third person about oneself borders on the impossible.
ReplyDeleteJodie is completely bonkers in the best possible way!
ReplyDeleteJodie has a large band of happy followers who worship her every pattern and try not to snort coffee out their nostrils when reading her blog :)
ReplyDeleteWhat, someone else already wrote this! Oh OK, and we try to keep our pants dry, when ready her blog!
'Jodie has the knack of bringing joy and laughter to her customers and readers.' I know that may sound like 'finger down the throat stuff', but it is true! Your blog and IG posts are wonderful to read and as for your patterns, well they're just incredible. Even my hubby knows who Ric Rac is, after I have shown him so many posts.
ReplyDeleteYou're toooo funny -- horrified children and wankers and all LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteJodie has friends worldwide who admire her adorable creations, and laugh out loud while reading her blog during breakfast.
ReplyDeleteJodie also likes growing trees out of her head (according to the last photo). ;-)
ReplyDelete2 chooks could have written it for you.............me and Little Red Hen..........that would have been interesting..............LOL
ReplyDeleteYou are a riot, Mrs RicRac. I do hope you have a wonderful school holidays. :)
ReplyDeleteThen you can concentrate on the good stuff.