Some days are diamonds
Some days are stone
Sometimes the hard times won't leave me alone
Sometimes a cold wind blows a chill in my bones
some days are diamonds
and some days I want to stab unsuspecting strangers in the forehead with my quick un-pick
Its nothing personal of course.
Eeeeeoooowwwww!!
ReplyDeleteWhat or who has sparked this vicious mood Jodie - LOL.
Hugs ~ Kerryanne
The label... oh the label just says it all.
ReplyDeleteJust dose yourself with some wine woman and it will all seem better!!!
Dob on them ... go on
ReplyDeleteHehe, I've just this minute put down my reverse sewing implement, I was sorely tempted to chuck it in the fire! Then common sense took hold, plastic-fire-environment.......sigh, it's in the drawer for next time....
ReplyDeleteLizzie
xxx
That is the best label for a blog post EVER!
ReplyDeleteYup, that label really takes the
ReplyDeleteCAKE!
I hope you don't fly much... sewing implements should be considered a hazard!! ;) Hope the S$&#'s don't take long to go away! ;)
ReplyDeleteNever trust a woman armed with a needle!
ReplyDeleteI think we might be sisters!
ReplyDeleteOh, we have days like that here too. Just remember that tomorrow is another day *breathe* xxx
ReplyDeleteWell, I say stab 'em! They probably deserve it and if they are unsuspecting, it will be even more fun. Then hit the wine.
ReplyDelete... I'll be keeping my distance then... hope tomorrow is a better day!
ReplyDeleteOh I hear your pain.
ReplyDeleteMmmm..interesting idea ...quick un-pick
Perhaps a little meditation on that tin of pretty flowers is in order...
ReplyDeletetogether with consumption of all the things we have discussed contribute to our respective afflictions..
Ha! Best version ever!
ReplyDeleteI'll keep away from dark alleys in your town !
ReplyDeleteQuick un-pick, not that naughty fox is it?
ReplyDeleteoooh noooo. Big hug.
ReplyDeleteUnsuspecting... of the fact that they are the problem? Stab 'em.
You didn't say innocent strangers!!
Better days, I wish you better days.
Cheers,
AJ
Don't apologise to Mister Denver, he should be grateful for that fantastic lyric amendment.
ReplyDeleteSome days I just want to stab unsuspecting strangers in the head with my quick unpick.
Genius.
Hope tomorrow is a diamond day for you though Cxx
*quietly passes Jodi the fresh pack of Tim-Tams and skidaddles away*
ReplyDeleteAh, poetry and flowers. How lovely.
ReplyDeleteMr Denver........ hahahahh i get it the bad lyrics and stuff.... please dont stab .......
ReplyDeletePS why does "Jodie's really got the shits on" nothing to bad i hope
ReplyDeleteaah gentle lyrics and flowers... so soothing. ;o)
ReplyDeleteOh, just what i'm feeling exactly! Expect I'd use an awl....
ReplyDeleteLove it!!!
ReplyDeleteOh how I love reading your blog ;0)
I think I may have blacked out and done exactly that earlier in the week. I've been puzzling how both my quick unpicks (including the fairly new and very expensive clover one) seem to have lost their end points (both of them snapped clean off), but now I think I may know what happened. Somewhere there is someone (or maybe even 2 people) with head wounds and foreign bodies under the skin. Just call me Tara...
ReplyDeleteHope the weekend picks up for you. Love the label.
ReplyDeletehahahahaaaaa, Michelle said, picks up for you... hahahahaaaa! She's clever! :)
ReplyDeleteMan.....I know the feeling.
ReplyDeleteI say let 'em have it! (And thanks for the brilliant idea with the unpicker.) I've been feeling much the same way lately -- and for the first time ever, it's been someone(s) close to me. Not a happy feeling!
ReplyDeleteYou need to run over to the Keep Calm sign generator and make one that says "Keep Calm and Stab 'em with the Quick Pick"!!!
PMT? We all have days like this, we just don't put it as eloquently as you do :o)
ReplyDeleteMonda
x
ROFLOL! Yes, indeed!
ReplyDeleteYou call that an un-pick? I call it a seam ripper which seems to be more in keeping with the spirit of the thing. But then, I suspect you are a somewhat gentler soul than I.
ReplyDeleteI love you! You make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, one of THOSE days, eh? I know the feeling, but I can't say I've ever been able to describe it quite so poetically! Hope things brighten up soon.
ReplyDelete-Holly
Oh Jodie! You've just made me cry with laughter! Hope your violent tendencies wear off soon! Locket xxx
ReplyDeleteI know exactly how you feel and this post made me laugh out loud. The thought of un picking anything puts me in a bad mood. Cheer up!
ReplyDeleteI would imagine that that is a very satisfying implement, just ask my youngest son who used one to make some beautiful long tears in my leather bed base!!! I have hidden mine since and now can't find it....that may be a good thing not having it close at hand ;-)
ReplyDeleteCould have used mine on Barbara from Bank World last week! Lol.
ReplyDeleteGeez you make me laugh! I know how you feel sometimes! Hope the violent mood wears off soon. x
ReplyDeleteOh Jodie that is too funny.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for the next verse.
love Rebecca
I snorted with laughter just now. Snorted. Loudly. And maybe peed a little. And then had to explain both issues to my husband.
ReplyDeleteTotally get it - I often meet people who I wish to stab in the eye but a pen is my weapon of choice. One day.....
ReplyDeleteooops! hope the unpicker behaved today...
ReplyDeleteThere's intervention for that, you know. It's called chocolate.
ReplyDeleteThat trusty old quick-unpick has so many diverse uses!
ReplyDeleteJodie,
ReplyDeleteI <3 you!
Oh good, it's not just me then.
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