My friend used to work in a hospital, a punk girl came in for an op 'down there'. Her nether regions hair was dyed green and just above she had a tattoo 'keep off the grass'. Due to the op she needed she had to be shaved so my mate wrote under the tat, sorry, the grass needed cutting.
LOL!!! Jodie, you are a dag. Maybe they should be my joke Xmas presents this year hmmmm... Anyone else have some ideas for sayings to put on the undies? Especially for men....
Brilliant, although I wonder what you were expecting the white-coated ones to do exactly...Freud is either pissing himself laughing in heaven or rolling in his grave.
Well, hello, you're right up to the challenge aren't you! They don't look like the waist high cottontails of old...but they are bonds and white...well done! The preparation is complete...now you can go bonkers confidently; in the knowledge that your undies are thick of crotch and as a bonus have new elastic!
My brother is a surgeon, he'd really appreciate the sentiment & effort!! He's had to ampute limbs before to find people writing "this one" or "my piggie went to market toe" before, too funny. Love Posie
3 AM...can't sleep so I decided on a mug of tea and blog reading. Whose do I open first? YOURS! Fortunately there was no tea accident. Hoping all is well. Someone on the receiving end of these undies is going to get a giggle.
ha ha ha! Brilliant! How about a whole set - hello gynocologist (perhaps check how to spell that one!), your hello doctor and then 5 pairs of hello paramedic for everyday use, just in case!
Ciao, sono una new entry da queste parti! Ti ho trovata attraverso un link di un altro blog, e .... WOW! Che meraviglia. Le tue creazioni mi piacciono un sacco. Ti seguirò molto volentieri e se ti va, passa a farmi visita, ho aperto da poco il mio angolino di blogsfera! A presto, Paoly www.tutticolorati.blogspot.com
I am so very impressed ...
ReplyDeleteDid you get a pack of three? What's on the next pair?
"Hey, good looking!"?
"Nuts, but got no nuts"
Hmmm
snort! coffee everywhere ..
ReplyDeleteLove 'em!
ReplyDeletebut...um...was white the best choice?..
Bahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteLOVE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeletewahhhh hahahaaaa
ReplyDeleteMy friend used to work in a hospital, a punk girl came in for an op 'down there'. Her nether regions hair was dyed green and just above she had a tattoo 'keep off the grass'. Due to the op she needed she had to be shaved so my mate wrote under the tat, sorry, the grass needed cutting.
:o)
pants would have been a much better idea!
Bahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteGeez you were onto them fast!
Either the Dr is not far away or you are feeling better!
Hahahahah.. .love this! Hope they make you feel better!
ReplyDeleteHi Jodie,
ReplyDeleteAre you expecting an accident soon ? LOL
HUgs, Sharon
Hi Jodie,
ReplyDeleteAre you expecting an accident soon ? LOL
HUgs, Sharon
Classic. I like Michelle's suggestions too.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely crazy ;)
ReplyDeleteYou're a nutter, you are. But given the ghastliness that goes on with this sort of thing, humour is the BRILLIANTEST-ever medicine.
ReplyDeleteYou're hysterical!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Jodie, you are a dag. Maybe they should be my joke Xmas presents this year hmmmm... Anyone else have some ideas for sayings to put on the undies? Especially for men....
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, although I wonder what you were expecting the white-coated ones to do exactly...Freud is either pissing himself laughing in heaven or rolling in his grave.
ReplyDeleteI love that you constantly surprise me with your wit and humour. Hope they appreciate it!!
ReplyDeleteHugs ~ Kerryanne
Well, hello, you're right up to the challenge aren't you! They don't look like the waist high cottontails of old...but they are bonds and white...well done! The preparation is complete...now you can go bonkers confidently; in the knowledge that your undies are thick of crotch and as a bonus have new elastic!
ReplyDeleteTotally fabulous!
ReplyDeleteThere's a baby asleep in my arms. Stop making me giggle!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great way to start my Friday (((((((o:
ReplyDeleteThe doctor will be so happy with you ((((((o:
I love them but I hope everything is ok if you (or someone close) is needing the doctor
ReplyDeleteIt really "depends" on if it's a nice doctor !
ReplyDeleteSnorting at my own witty play on words .
My brother is a surgeon, he'd really appreciate the sentiment & effort!! He's had to ampute limbs before to find people writing "this one" or "my piggie went to market toe" before, too funny. Love Posie
ReplyDelete3 AM...can't sleep so I decided on a mug of tea and blog reading. Whose do I open first? YOURS! Fortunately there was no tea accident. Hoping all is well. Someone on the receiving end of these undies is going to get a giggle.
ReplyDeleteJodie - you are acompletely original, one-off, broke-the-mould rockstar.
ReplyDeleteI hope these undies help you to feel better.
Cheers,
AJ
Hello Jod! Do you really want the doctor laughing hysterically if he/she has to go there?????
ReplyDeleteCan I get ones that say 'hello baby' on the inside of the gusset? Who knows, he or she may be looking....? :o)
ReplyDeleteYou're a crack-up Jodes.
Oh no! What on earth are you preparing for???
ReplyDeleteI am having A good giggle you are so funny love them.
ReplyDeleteHugs Mary.
ha ha ha! Brilliant! How about a whole set - hello gynocologist (perhaps check how to spell that one!), your hello doctor and then 5 pairs of hello paramedic for everyday use, just in case!
ReplyDeleteTee hee, snort, LOL, etc etc etc. Have you got another clean pair in case of accidents, Jodie??
ReplyDeleteOh Hello! Just the laugh I needed to start my day.
ReplyDeletethought perhaps Jodie a little embroidery to cover a stain....????
ReplyDeleteHope all is well xx
strangely my word verfification was fingis !!! hmmm
I work for a Gynae are you coming to visit me?
ReplyDeleteI like that you've taught your's to talk....
ReplyDeleteI like that you've taught your's to talk....
ReplyDeleteI WANT A PAIR!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePeople are going to wonder what the smirk I'm walking around with is about. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteWOA! LOL! What a riot!
ReplyDeleteLOL - thank you for making my Friday a deliciously giggly one. Now everyone at my conference calls will wonder why I am guffawing silently!
ReplyDeleteI can't tell you how much you make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteIn one way you might not be feeling good, but you have not lost your sense of humor!!! Just the laugh I needed this morning!! LOL
ReplyDeleteYvette
ps - my verification word = hystre ?!?!? Now WHAT is going on????
Priceless!
ReplyDeleteCrack. Me. Up.
ReplyDeleteClassy!
ReplyDeleteYet again, you made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha ha!!! Is that in case you get hit by a bus? :D
ReplyDeleteHow about "Hello Sailor..." or "Urea me now ..."
ReplyDeleteROFLOL! Too too funny!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are the most awesome person I know.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have access to the internet so I potentially know every person in the world. Just sayin'.
Awesome!
Holly xx
Also this may be the perfect way to bring my men's underpants line to life!
ReplyDeleteI've always wanted to make a pair of guy's jocks that say "may contain traces of nuts" on the front :D
Holly xx
Of course you would take it this far!!! xxxxx
ReplyDeleteso funny..would love to see the Dr's reaction
ReplyDeleteSeriously Jodie!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI hate to tell you but sometimes they don't let you wear undies into the surgery theater - if that is where you are going...
I sure hope all is alright - but what a crack up!
I am thinking of ones like "BACK OFF BUDDY" for husbands ROFLOL!!!!
At least it doesn't read 'Hello sailor'
ReplyDeleteI think every self-respecting woman needs a pair!
ReplyDeleteAt least one pair...
Awesome! You've got me thinking about all sorts of strange presents for my sisters for Xmas now!
ReplyDeleteOh every woman should have a pack of these!!! :D
ReplyDeleteYou are once again, utterly fabulous!
Do they have 'Till next time Doc' on the back?
Ciao, sono una new entry da queste parti! Ti ho trovata attraverso un link di un altro blog, e .... WOW! Che meraviglia. Le tue creazioni mi piacciono un sacco. Ti seguirò molto volentieri e se ti va, passa a farmi visita, ho aperto da poco il mio angolino di blogsfera!
ReplyDeleteA presto,
Paoly
www.tutticolorati.blogspot.com
And the speech bubble is coming from? xo
ReplyDeleteFANTASTIC!! I am going to make a pair this week.
ReplyDeleteI bet you're funny at parties.
Rebecca
....all you need now is to make a pair of slippers to go with them....hehehee!!!
ReplyDeleteThese are the BEST!
ReplyDeletehilarious!
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