Saturday, November 22, 2008

don't tell her...............

Hello, it is me Jude again, being on the computer.
I am being on the computer because Jodie is ...um.........you know ........... well she is all gone a bit kind of bonkers. I think she needs some quiet and peace.

First she started to want to grater up a man's rude bits which I think is not nice to mans and then at the same day her sewing machine stopped working......She said the biggest swear words in the whole wide world. She said she had lots to do, she had dollies to finish and swaps to tidy up, she had things to try and Christmas to think of and who in the world invented this stupid sewing machine in the first place and what on earth was she thinking trying to get all this done in one day and for gods sake why was there no wine in the house?
I hidded in my bed for a little bit...

and then I dobbed her to Eloise. I had to whisper the rude words and Eloise said I am not allowed to tell you because they was too naughty for blogs.....


Then I went to Jodie, cause I love her , and I looked her in the straight eye and I said


wanna hug?

71 comments:

  1. awwww that is sooooo sweet,thank you so much for sharing and making my day start of soooooo wonderful!

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  2. Got a love those eyes!!! Little people in fur coats make the world go around.
    sincere sympathy re the S.M! My machine recently went on holidays and my world stopped revolving!!

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  3. Oh Jodie, I'm glad the Kitty's can make you smile. I hope the machine is on the mend and you have found the wine...

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  4. Shame about the wine and the sewing machine...cute post.

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  5. Awww, thats so cute. I'd love a little kitty. They are such good listeners.

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  6. Oh dear Jude, hope your Jodie is feeling better and not causing you too much stress! I bet that cuttsie face of yours won her over and made her bad mood go away for a bit!! If things get too blue and ugly at your place you could always come and live with me, cause i think you are so sweet!! Cathyx

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  7. Now don't those eyes just make you forget all your troubles?
    JUde's one photogenic kitty kat!

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  8. Just love that little kitty - come over if you need to have a little sew

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  9. A lovely post, such great photos. I get lots of love from my kitty, too. And my machine needs a service, so will be able to sympathise with no sewing for a while. Boo hoo!

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  10. how the heck do you get your cats to stay still for photos?!

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  11. awwwww. Kittens are the best, lots of hugs when you need them most.

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  12. Sympathy extended re sewing machine -it is not good when our toys let us down.

    Love the last photo!!

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  13. I might to sneak down there and steal Jude.

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  14. Jude how could Jodie use those bad words in front of you, you are such a sweet, innocent kitty. I hope she gave you a lovely hug

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  15. Oh, how adorable! There's nothing like a kitten's expressive face. That last picture would melt anyone's heart!

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  16. Bad sewing machine. Good,Jude to help you through it. Seems you should keep some wine on hand. Lots of bad sewing machine lately. I just replaced Pfaff with Janome.

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  17. Jude, you are very cute and you are just as funny as your human. Tell Jodie that I hope the sewing machine is back in working order soon!

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  18. oh to cute...i think i uttered a few of those words while un-picking today...

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  19. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. *sniff* Bless him.

    Sorry to hear about the sewing machine - that's seriously NOT GOOD. Pleased to hear basic Anglo Saxon is still spoken in Oz ;-) x

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  20. Jude,

    Jodie is so so lucky to have you.I wish there was something I could do to help cheer her up, since she so often cheers me up.

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  21. So, so sweet!! The pictures are fantastic!

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  22. hi. I just wandered over here from Carlas blog.. glad I did.. got quite a giggle out of this post!
    nice to meet you! hope you'll stop and visit my blog sometime!
    hugs
    vivian

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  23. Gotta love that photo of you being dobbed in! Very cute kitty! Sorry about all the crubbish though - hope you manage to fix the wine and sewing machine problems!!!

    Locket xxxx

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  24. poor Jude having to be subjected to your rude words.

    Y'know, John came by to visit me the other day and offered me all sorts of advice on erectile dysfunction. And just that morning I was thinking to myself how my erection is so very dysfunctional...with me being a WOMAN, FOR CHRISSAKES, JOHN. So, if he comes by again I'll get my cheese grater out, ok?

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  25. precious

    who could resist?

    I am all mushy inside.

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  26. Dear jude,

    thank you very much for taking the time to share with us.

    I am very sorry that Jodie is such crubbish company, you should tell her that using those bad words at the sewing machine is a sure-fire way to make it stay not working. Machines have feelings too.

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  27. Hurrah! Jodie said bad words! I hope there is soon wine in the house - at which point you will hug the sewing machine and say it is your best friend while weeping drunkenly...

    Jude however now knows bad words, so if you are careless enough not to give him what he wants... ahem there may be language spoke!

    Still he's a very lovely cat and it's lovely to see Eloise too. You have two felines with you, what do you need a sewing machine for, eh?

    ... I mean apart from all the dollies and suchlike... I say, at least now you know what you want for Crimbo. Wine. ...oh alright, and a new tougher sewing machine.

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  28. so have you fixed the machine yet?????

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  29. Hello Jude, Gigi here. My owner Hannah says rude words at her machine too, were would they be without our cuddles? Must go as she's just come in and I have to attack her feet. Don't want her catching me on the laptop.

    Gigi
    xxxx

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  30. I mean this in the nicest possible way ofcourse...but you called ME bonkers?!!(At least I'm in good company!!);)

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  31. No wine??? unforgivable Jodie are you a crafter or what? how do you expectto get any crafting done when your sober as a church mouse

    tsk tsk



    and yes we all want a hug from Jude :)

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  32. Oh Jodie! Glad Jude is there to give you a hug. I know how you feel about your sewing machine.....

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  33. Jodie
    I am feelin' your pain.. my $^"#$% of a sewing machine is enough to make you say $%$&#^"(*%^# and @#"$@#^%#$%$# at least twice..

    awwwww and dont cute putty cats melt your heart??? 'til they be scratching your new leather lounge and hawking up furballs.. LOL



    Lissa

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  34. Aaawwww... It's difficult to stay upset when someone so cute loves you! ;)

    Good luck with your sewing machine!

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  35. Oh you wanna make that that into a story book. My cat mad daughter Anna is now in love with your cat also.

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  36. Oh I think I'm in love .......
    Jude is so adorable :o).
    Hugs,
    Joy :o)

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  37. Thank goodness for purry little kitty cats. Hope your machine is up and running and you now have wine in the house!

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  38. You DEFINITELY need a back up machine. It doesn't have to be new or expensive, just something that sews while your #1 machine is out visiting the doctor. Jude and Eloise are adorable. :>}

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  39. awwwww why can't my hubby love cats because I love them and those piccies make me want to add to the family! adorable!

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  40. Oh my god I just fell off my chair from the cuteness. Those are spectacular photos and I am very very jealous that they two cats snuggle. That must be too much.

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  41. Oh Miss Jodie you are too cute! (and so is Jude!)

    My sewing machine is yours to borrow if you'd like to make the trek down here! I have chocolate crackles AND wine...

    ~Holly
    Two Cheese Please

    PS: if choccie crackles don't cheer you up I thought I should mention my word verification word is "poode". Ye olde poode!

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  42. I am so not showing Jude's photo to my kids - they will be at your house in a shot for cuddles. Hope the hug from Jude worked. I'd say rude words too if my sewing machine failed. Anytime you need a drink come and visit - plenty of wine in my fridge......I'll even share my sewing machine...lol.

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  43. Eek. He is adorable!! I hope you got some wine in.

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  44. Jude you're gorgeous - what more can I say.
    I hope Jodie's machine is back up and running soon so yo don't have to hear more rude words!

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  45. Cute, cute, cute! And what a smart little kitten as well. I hope the sewing machine is on the mend and that his little kitten hug helped.

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  46. Is there anything in the world cuter than a kitten? He's just beautiful and I love the photo of him with Eloise. Gorgeous!

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  47. Wow, life gets hectic for a while and I comer and visit and find out your have turned from Superwoman into wonderwoman...cuter belt...and a whippy lassoo thing..every girl needs one of those!!
    To get back on track....fabulous selvedge work here, that dress, all that other stuff, it has just been all eye candy and motivation, well done you!!
    Hope the machine is back on deck, like having a leg cut off except more annoying! lol Tracey

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  48. How completely adorable! But oh no not the machine!!

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  49. If she wouldn't mind driving to Melbourne, she's welcome to borrow one of mine for awhile. I'm moving house, and won't be needing any for now, and I have a spare bernina anyhow.

    That's a Serious Offer.

    Nothing worse than needing a machine and not having one.

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  50. Lucky the cats cannot repeat like little children... My son today was drawing a picture and we had to guess what it was, apparently it was a "@#*%ing thing!".. Oh lovely.. condolences on the machine! On the bright side think of the slevedge buildup that you will have at your disposal once it returns from the doctor. Gorgeous puss.. If he really cared he'd have popped down to liquorland for you.

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  51. Oh, your kitty looks exactly like my favorite kitty, Mistoffolees (or Must Have Fleas when he was naughty). Man, I miss that cat! He's been gone for 10 years, but was just a super cat. Great pics!

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  52. The photos of the cats are gorgeous. We are all worried about your sanity too. :) Keep sewing! Can't wait to see the next project!

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  53. Now how could an offer like that not make you feel better ;-) I don't know how I would react if my machine decided to stop working - tears and some rude words too I imagine ....

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  54. My cat has to look me in my straight eye every now and then. Nothing like kitty-logic to remind you what's important in the world.

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  55. *crying* rofl....cute cute kitty...
    and *gasp* broken sewing machine!? aaack! if either of mine broke right now I think I'd go nuts! so many presents to make!
    good luck on getting it fixed quickly!
    ~Naomi

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  56. What ever did you do pre-kitty, Jodie?

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  57. Awww - I could do with a hug too!! Moog's hugs are far too stinky and sharp cornered!

    xxx

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  58. yess i so want his hug!! i love kitties!

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  59. Lovely, lovely post!

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  60. And with a sweet look like that? Well you can't stay grumpy for too long! Gorgeous photos. Hope things are starting to look up for you.

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  61. Jen from Chapel Hill, NC..USA said..oh Jodie, i want a kitty so bad. But I still have 3 older cats so I can't take on a little one. Thankfully I can enjoy little Jude through your fun and witty blog..and still give lots of attention to my 'older boys'.

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  62. I think Jude should sneak in any time, though I am not sure of the gender of Jude, but if Mum suggests a trip to the vet as you get older, remember the grater vs man discussion.

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  63. Hey, Jude, come see me on my momma's blog. We could be friends.
    Raven

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  64. That was so cute it brought tears to my eyes.

    Your stories from the dolls and the pets are what drew me to your blog in the first place! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Hellloooooo !!!!