Saturday, May 19, 2012

You’ve been promoted.

I have had a quick glance at your job description this morning and as members of the Management team, you are “expected to make complex decisions within concrete parameters”

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That means, that whilst I am off teaching today you get to decide which of these photos will be the pattern for photo for the new beginner pattern.

At long last, his name is Dozer

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Now I have to dash, I forgot to buy lollies for today’s class, and I simply cannot work in a classroom environment without a few lolly teeth to sustain me..and mint leaves…and the little pineapples…..and milk bottles and maybe the odd freckle.

(and don’t forget the last one to leave locks up and no photocopying your butts while I am out)

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  1. I like the second one and I didn't touch the photcopyer so if it's not working its not my fault! lol

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  2. The second one...and it wasn't me neither, god knows my butt wouldn't fit!...oh bugger now I want lollies...

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  3. Number one - and if I'm on the management team I think we need to negotiate a pay rise - MORE BANANAS!..............that is if you still want to work with monkeys?

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  4. My vote's on number two. If you need me, I'll be in my office/cubicle/corner spinning on a wheelie chair. And the giggles mean nothing. Especially nothing when it comes to finding out who set up the stampede of Dozers in the hall. Because that wasn't me. And I most definitely didn't touch the photocopier either. (you shouldn't make a habbit of leaving. I have to much fun when you're out, apparently.)

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  5. The lone rhino makes a better photo.

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  6. The second one. Have fun at your class!

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  7. Second one....so darn cute. Can't wait for the pattern.

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  8. The second Dozer photo is definitely the one. And it's too cold to get my butt out to photocopy it, so don't blame me.

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  9. Mmmm freckles.....

    Oops sorry, back to work! Definitely the first picture, I just love the blue rhino! And they look great with all those Autumn leaves!

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  10. Mmmm freckles.....

    Oops sorry, back to work! Definitely the first picture, I just love the blue rhino! And they look great with all those Autumn leaves!

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  11. DOzer is perfect, and I think they are both gorgeous, so I can't choose. xo

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  12. I like the first photo, showing two options.
    And I'll have some jaffas and bullets while you're there!

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  13. Just slipped away from the desk for a minute to answe. The second on for me. Now back to the grindstone before the boss is back!

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  14. What bum on the photocopier??? Must have been the others !! You know the ones.

    I would take the 2nd photo - the "Lone Dozer".

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  15. I like the first photo 'cuz it's more artistic, but the second one would make a better cover photo... Does that help? lol

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  16. second photo!

    (raiding the cookie jar)

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  17. The second one makes a better cover I think. Also, I totally love his bum freckles... they would look great on a copy machine.... ;)

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  18. Dear Jodie
    I love the first one. I am sending you an image for how I think the cover should look. Does this tell you I need to get out more?? :D
    Hope your class was fun.

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  19. The second photo
    ... and you are no fun at all, banning butt photocopies.
    Instead can we have wheelie chair races up and down the hallway?

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  20. Deez Dozers are brill. Dem Dozers in the first on is my pic.

    I'm sorry about the crack in the glass.

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  21. I like the second photo. You can't tell how big he is (might even be life size) :-)

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  22. I like the second one - clear and uncluttered. It is nice to see 2 views, but the leaves rather take over in the first one.
    Sandy in the UK

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  23. I like the second one.

    And now I'm off to hang around the water cooler and gossip, then I'm taking a long lunch, after which I'll check my e-mails and have a nap in my chair. This job rocks!

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  24. Definitely the second one - it's clearer and makes you think you could actually make a Dozer of your own.
    I haven't got time to photocopy my butt - too busy sitting on the spindryer.
    x

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  25. I like both but I think the second one is symbolic of the fact that the pattern is for beginners. Simplicity is the name of the game. Cherrie.
    PS Watch out for those teeth!!! or you might have to visit the dental van.

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  26. I like the second one, although perhaps first I should beg, grovel, and buy you a coffee for being so late for work!

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  27. Second one! Clearer, less distracting (the leaves, although I love them take too much focus in the first one!).

    But could you maybe include the second one somewhere in the instruction page??

    I'm the one raiding the biscuit jar and getting sandwich crumbs caught in the computer keyboard... Oooops!

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  28. The second photo gets my vote.

    By the way, I am too busy in the supply cupboard with the cute Mr M to be photocopying my butt.....maybe when we have finished!

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  29. Sorry, must be afternoon-office exhaustion - I meant "But could you include the first one somewhere in the instruction pages"....

    See? I have the second photo on my mind!!

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  30. What a fab rhino! I don't know where you get your ideas from! I vote for photo 2.

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  31. I love rhinos..the second one is my fav

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  32. I like the first one because you get to see other options for an outrageous colour(in a good sense)...something a beginner might need "permission" to do, but the second composition is much better without the distraction of leaves.

    ....and if the discarded photocopies in the bin are of bums that are slim, and taut with no cellulite, then it was me!

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  33. Ooh - a promotion! We all know fame is far superior to fortune. I love both photos, but agree that the second one personifies simplicity (in a very elegant way of course. )

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  34. I prefer the grass underfoot but I think the second is a better promo photo. Poor Blue Dozer; looks like he's about to be left out!

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  35. No 2, better close up snap!

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  36. Number 1 is my choice for the pattern cover The bum dots seem more noticeable and they will surely be a selling feature

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  37. My boys (and I) like the second picture best! xoxo

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  38. Well, i like thefirst photo best, but i think the second one is better for a pattern photo. I do love those spots in their rear ends!

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  39. Dozer is fabulous!! What a great pattern. I do like the first pattern for a combination of colours choices, especially like how one rhino is having a bit of a scratch?? But the second photo, it grabs me, love Posie

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  40. Hi Jodie, just wanted to let you know that I did my screen printing beginner class at 'Learn 2 Screen Print' today ran by the lovely Laura Day. Thanks for introducing her to me via your blog.

    Just think, instead of photocoping my butt, I can now cut out a stencil and screen print one - that will make an interesting tote capable of holding a lot of shopping!

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  41. The second one. While I love the one in blue, he looks a bit like he's been drinking in the first photo.
    I would like a bonus....a bag of mixed lollies. Must have cobbers in it, although I'm not sure my fillings could stand up to them these days.

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  42. Dozer is the perfect name! I like the second photo too :-)

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  43. ooops! too late. i already photocopied my butt and doc finn's butt so expect a wildly embarrassing story to show up in a trashy newspaper. ;p

    for $50 quid i'll not post pics of the doc's butt. your choice.

    now for my choice: i vote on the blue diva. she will be easier to capture for a pattern pic than the gray diva. ;p

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  44. I like the second but can you pump up the contrast a little?

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  45. RUN!!!! THe boss is coming back today!!! Stop the wheelie racing and YOU!! Over in the corner!! Yeah, I'm talking to YOU! Get your butt off the copier and tidy up! Really??! Do I have to do EVERYTHING when the boss is away??!!

    I deserve a raise! ;p Doc Finn, tell your mum we were all very professional while she was away.

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  46. Oh, I think the second would make the best cover. Now I am going to take a long lunch that may or may not include a cocktail...anyone else?

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  47. I like the first photo of the two Rhino's
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    it wasnt my butt on the copier but if anyone finds a copy of my boobs..........well.............no comment :P

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  48. Definitely the second one - the blue rhino in the first looks like he might be straining to leave something on the lawn - sorry - but he does!!

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  49. I like the second picture, Lollies sound great! but no butts on the photocopier, the weather is too cold for that!

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Hellloooooo !!!!