Last night my oven exploded.
Yep... EXPLODED you know with the the big exploding bang and the showers of glass ?
Given my history in the oven department I am taking it as a sign and removing myself from kitchen duties
On a positive note though, my pelvic floor is stronger than I suspected.
Please. Any hints how I can get mine to explode too?
ReplyDeleteit just happened ! Totally out of the blue.... you might need an incendiary device.
DeleteLMAO!!! Anything to have to stay out of the kitchen.
ReplyDeleteThis video is definitely for you. My kids have watched it about a million times.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/tom.patrick.9250/videos/1499375658252/
Sorry about your oven!!!
My gran's glass cooktop blew up when I was housesitting a looong time ago. Scared the whoopsies out of me. Pelvic floor muscles definitely needed!
ReplyDeleteCan't take you anywhere, Jod - not even your own kitchen! I hope no-one was injured in the creation of this latest diaster. Oh, and next time you don't want to cook, just say so. Or get takeaway. Cheaper than replacing the oven. Just saying. I'm off to make a cake now. And cook it. In my oven.
ReplyDeleteCan't take you anywhere, Jod - not even your own kitchen! I hope no-one was injured in the creation of this latest diaster. Oh, and next time you don't want to cook, just say so. Or get takeaway. Cheaper than replacing the oven. Just saying. I'm off to make a cake now. And cook it. In my oven.
ReplyDeleteyes a win win.
ReplyDeleteLol! I fully understand! I did the same thing with my oven, 15 years ago It went boom. We only replaced it 2 years ago. How many times have I used the new oven? Twice!. I am more than happy to live on fresh fruit and sandwiches or toast with the occasional blended smoothie!
ReplyDeleteA total win in my book ! You can have mine if that helps.... you know, helping out and stuff ....
ReplyDeleteYikes! I've broken many things but never an entire appliance. Kudos to your powers!
ReplyDeleteThat would have been unfunny. However, your fantastic graphic does tell us everything we need to know about what happens.
ReplyDeleteIt's good that no one was hurt and that you won't have to bake any time soon!
At least the thing told you it wasn't happy. I just had the silent protest of the element failing and wondering why it wasn't warming up. :)
Whoo hoo and I thought the blue melty incident was dramatic enough... but this one really takes the cake! ( although in actual fact it looks like cakes are now definitely highly unlikely!)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you are ok although your oven is obviously not...but your post as always, makes me laugh a lot. Which is great as I've just survived another night of the dinner/bath/story routine with 2 sick little boys who are driving each other and me bonkers. So thank you!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you are having my sort of luck with appliances. I recently blew up the computer and although there was smoke,some flashes and much fusing of circuits, no breaking glass was involved. Lucky you weren't hurt. It sounds like a drastic way to do pelvic floor exercises. Try pilates instead.
ReplyDeleteyikes!
ReplyDeletealso your heart is fine, evidently.
Most japanese kitchens do NOT have ovens...
ReplyDeleteYikes, did the CFA have to attend! I have set saucepans alight but had no idea you could blow your oven up! Lucky nobody was hurt. So I take it your giving up cooking or Mr Ric Rac is going to become a master of the BBQ? We just brought a new BBQ in Ballarat, it cost about the same price as a new oven, in fact possibly more....and I am not allowed to cook on it ;)
ReplyDeleteSo what you're saying is, you did NOT poop your pants? That's good. One mess to clean up is enough. O_o
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