In an effort to be tidy
and to keep track of the mess
I have made another bucket
With a sweet girl in a dress .
and to keep track of the mess
I have made another bucket
With a sweet girl in a dress .
I think it will be useful
and it does look kinda sweet
(Although I'd need another fifty
to really keep things neat)
So now upon the table,
where there is a tiny gap.
I keep my bucket handy
And I fill it full of
There will be some little potty-mouthed (or not) blank girl panels in my shop later today or tomorrow, so you can sew them nicely into whatever project you desire .....and you get to use your own naughty words too if you want.
I love the girl! :)
ReplyDeleteOh Jodie - where do you find the time?! Fantastic girl, love the bucket. Mine might say bugger....
ReplyDeleteYou made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteOh my! She looks so sweet! Who would have guessed!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, Jodie, you crack me up! You have a great sense of humour!!
ReplyDeleteLovely quilt.... loved the little girl saying!
ReplyDeletehehehe, I love your little crap girl. I find the cute kids are always full of bad language, I guess it is because they look so darned adorable they think they can get away with it.
ReplyDeleteOne day when you are famouser I intend to claim close friendship and original customer status.
ReplyDeleteWish I could sew - I'll still take a look at the shop of course.
LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteYou always make me laugh Jodie! She's gorgeous of course, no matter what she is saying.
ReplyDeleteAnd she looked so sweet...
ReplyDeleteI'm pissing my pants here, and that's not good. Craaaaaaap!! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThat made me giggle!
ReplyDeleteI think mine will say "doodies" because it makes me snigger.
ReplyDeletePS: Please either stop posting so I can get stuck into my pattern drafting, or post more so I can read continuously without stopping to feel guilty. Thank you!
~Holly
Two Cheese Please
Heehee..I need one of those next to my machine. She can be my swear jar. :p
ReplyDeleteOhhh the possibilities! I love it.
ReplyDeleteTalented and funny... and a quilter... what's not to love, eh?
Oh yes, I beat Locket and Trashy!!
ReplyDeleteJodie, you are a star - you really made me smile this morning! To pick up on Griffin's comment....talented, funny, a quilter AND a poet too!!!
Fingers crossed I nab one of those lovely girl when they go in your shop :)
xxxx
lmao
ReplyDeleteShe is sooo cute but so naughty. In the words of Harry Hill, "Dirty girl!!"
brilliantly naughty!
ReplyDeleteWell.. I didn't beat Lesley but I beat Locket? HA! In your rain covered British face Missus uber-competitive Locket!!!!
ReplyDelete(ahem)
Lovely work on the very pretty young girl panel and embroidery I thought until I got to the last picture, then I thought blurry fantastic work Missus RicRac. She is too funny that wee girl
Jodie, Soooo cute, useful, and funny!
ReplyDeleteI just thought it my duty to sit back and let those other girls get in first. But look! You've only got 21 comments so far Jodie - see how many more you get when I'm having fun!
ReplyDeleteAnd as for being in my rain-soaked-British face Trash, I'm guessing you're feeling pretty soggy today too - serves you right for being a self-exiled Antipodean!
Hah!
Excellent poem, excellent bucket, excellent blog-title, and really really grouse lil swearing girl.
ReplyDeleteJodie I love it and am waiting (im)patiently for these to go into the shop
ReplyDeleteso cute!
ReplyDeletehaha...crap...haha.
ReplyDelete:O)
SUPER cute.
A girl after my own heart!
ReplyDeleteI so needed the giggle (and the rude words) after my week. Thanks!
ReplyDeletethat is just too cute!
ReplyDeletewhat a sassy little girl! I think everyone has crap in their life that needs to be organized!
ReplyDeleteThis is terrific! Made me laugh out loud -- love it!
ReplyDeleteOhmygosh -- she's just adorable -- and sooo funny!
ReplyDeleteBut really Ms. RicRac -- you're going to have to do something to control your minions!!!
Ha! You always make me laugh... and then I get jealous of your crafting abilities. But mostly, I just love seeing what you've been up to.
ReplyDeleteThat is freakin' hilarious! I love the unexpected!!
ReplyDeleteoh so sweet!
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE it.
I'd buy one that said "bollocks" in a heart beat!
Leah xxx
I love a potty-mouthed girl. super cute.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the quilt! I wish I had an Annie :)
What a riot!!! You are so clever and fun! These are wonderful girls!
ReplyDeletehilarious...you should have a book...i'm probably not the first to say it, but....you should
ReplyDeletei'm gonna buy your pattern for sure!
xx
ella
i'm laughing so hard I may need to change clothes. ahem.
ReplyDeleteditto ella- if i still worked in publishing i would so be asking you to write a book! hilarious poetry, children's stories, you do it all!
i will certainly be looking out for that shop update...
hahaha! That's so funny, I love it! Very sweet, I like the fabrics you've used, looks like a good place to hide a load of crap... i bet it ISN'T crap though!
ReplyDeleteCheers for sharing!
Joey :D
Jodie, you are hilarious! I had a super busy week at work, and reading your blog was the first laugh I had time for all day. Thanks!
ReplyDeletebring back the potty mouth I say!! gorgeous bucket.
ReplyDeleteYou are so full of good ideas-love these girls!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT! too funny.. I never a container called 'somewhere safe' cause I always put stuffs somewhere safe then never remember where that safe place is! doh!
ReplyDeletekeep up the good work!
Lissa
I just love it! You are truly fantastic and absolutely hilarious! I love this!
ReplyDeleteTeehee...I like your little crap saying girl! She rocks : )
ReplyDeleteJodie I can't believe you are PUBLISHED and you didn't mention it on your blog! WHY NOT WOMAN????? ARE YOU MAD???? congratualtions, that's something really really special, great job :)
ReplyDeleteSeriously hilarious. A stroke of genius and no less. I need a much bigger container to hold all my crap...
ReplyDeleteLOL, YOU ARE A HOOT. I love the girl and the crap holder.
ReplyDeleteThis is adorable and hilarious. Thanks for making my day.
ReplyDeleteWill you be getting anymore of the girl panels in your shop?
ReplyDeleteJodie!
ReplyDeleteYou are the queen of funny lately!
I wish it could rub a bit on me:)
I love her! This is like my only bad word that I can say. She is too cute.
ReplyDeleteMerlynn